My name is Lyle, not Kyle. This never used to bother me, but it's been a growing point of contention... I'm not sure exactly why, but I think it's mostly because you don't even have to say it half the time you call me it. Okay, that's vague. I'm particularly referring to email. When I email you and sign "-Lyle", that isn't my cutsey way of saying decrement the first letter of my name by 1 character. What's more, when I send email to you where the reply address is lyle or lkozloff... it's pretty clear my first name starts with an L. If you forget my name to my face, that's forgivable. I don't generally wear giant L's to remind people, but could we be a little bit more observant with the emails??? C'mon!

PS: If you try and be hillarious by calling me Kyle and I know you know my real name, I'll punch you!