Haha, something amazingly hillarious happened today. I had just finished up on the toilet, and tried to flush... but nothing happened. "Handle must be broken" I thought to myself as I opened up the tank. Yup, it was. So I pulled up the chain manually and watched the water flow downward. As I did I saw a slight bit of irregular movement over to the left side of the tank beneath the air bladder. So I took a closer look and discovered there was an object in the tank... not just any object though: a vibrator! Yes, that's right... I found a vibrator in my toilet tank, and not a new one either. It was obviously old enough to be from the previous residents. It had a clear body, and you could see it was partially filled with rusted water... it had to have been in there for, at the very least, half a year. Not really knowing what to do with it, I put it back... it's still in there. I wonder what the toilet repair guy will think when he comes in to fix the handle? Hehehe. College is hillarious.