More fun at Dancris:
I'd like to call 1-800-956-6541
Unfortunately I can't place calls to 1-800 numbers, I'd suggest trying a different pay phone...
Well, can you try?
It isn't a matter of trying sir, if I enter a 1-800 number in my system it simply won't process.
Well maybe it's a matter of me being black?
(I had no idea what to say at this point...)

I think Michigan may very well be the sink hole of dumb. (A side note: the guy sounded like he was white, which of course makes this story even better)